Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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