Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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