I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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