it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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