College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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