my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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