That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
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And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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