One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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