drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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