My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
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so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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