I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
We just shotgunned beers for America
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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