I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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