Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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