No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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