I didn't shave. On purpose
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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