Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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