i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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