Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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