i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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