SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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