I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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