it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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