Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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