it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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