So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
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I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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