More tranny stories later!
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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