Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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