So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
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Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
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