that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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