Midget sex pt 2 tonight
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
jump out the window naked night went bad
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