Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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