..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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