she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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