i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
