what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
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Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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