Life is so much better after having sex.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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