I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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