We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
How external is "for external use only"?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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