So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?