There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Help. Why am I so naked?
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