it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful