I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
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The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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