if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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