Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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