Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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