never play flip cup with pint glasses
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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