Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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