we're blogging at a bar
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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