Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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