As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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