Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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