Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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