He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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