At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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