I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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