Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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