now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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