oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Small penises have feelings too.
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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